Britney’s Underwear and My Underpants Problem

I’ve been getting tons of hits for Britney this week because my blog is called “Nacho Underpants” and I wrote a little blurb about Britney a few weeks ago when she dumped K-Fag. So, I guess if you Google “Britney” and “Underpants” this blog comes up. I can’t help but think that there may be disappointment a plenty when they realize I don’t have the famous crotch shots here on my blog. So, as Red Skelton said, “Give the people what they want and they’ll come out for it.”

P.S. Dear Britney: put some damn panties on, girl!

Here are links to the famous pictures:
Number 3
Number 2
First time

You’re welcome!

More Generation X Classics

By popular demand – more “trips” down memory lane. Were these guys tripping or what? Here are some more Sesame Street and Electric Company favorites.

Note: The first one, from a series known collectively as “Jazzy Spies”, was sung by none other than Grace Slick. Who knew? (Notice the slight Beatles reference in the middle. Is it 5 Ringos? They should have used that one in Jazzy Spies 4.)

This next one is fairly psychedelic. I remember being totally freaked out that I was going to get lost here too. Trippy and scary – what were they thinking?

A classic – one of my all time favorites: “But my friend Sam stayed just the same!” Brilliant.

I used to LOVE this one. The quality on this video is poor, but I still remember this one so well. I wanted to be the Queen of Six so bad!

For All You Generation Xers Out There…

You’ll be amazed how quickly these images and songs come back to you…  I feel five years old again watching these!  What a trippy childhood we had – being born in 1968 does have it’s privileges. They just don’t make tv for kids like this anymore.
Sing along – I did!
 

Bay Furniture Pluh-eeze!

The Bay Furniture saga continues.  Now they have poor saps in sandwich boards announcing their “LAST CHANCE PUBLIC AUCTION.” So how long will they milk this for?  My guess is at least six months.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Ahhhh… Thanksgiving. That American of all American holidays. (Although I think Canada does a Thanksgiving too, but it’s in October?!) A day to sit on your ass if you’re a guy and watch football, and get good and drunk for some spirited political debate at dinner with Bitter Uncle Leo. And, if you’re a gal, you get to work your ass off for days and days for a meal that’s scarfed down in 20 minutes. (No time to get good and drunk until after dinner, and by that time everyone is asleep on the couch.)

The thing I hate about Thanksgiving is that the menu is pretty well set. You have to have the turkey, the stuffing, the mashed potatoes, the yams, cranberry sauce and of course pumpkin pie. Every family has some devitations, but this is basically it. And as anyone who has done a Thanksgiving can tell you – it is a total pain in the ass.

This year I am not having Thanksgiving – I am going to my sister-in-law’s and told to bring the yams – something my family never had and something I have never made before. For some reason we always had peas… I miss those! Why have potatoes and potatoes??? But, frankly, I am glad I am not having it this year – now I can get drunk before dinner!

Happy Thanksgiving~

Morrissey’s Still Got It

Well, I am kind of embarrassed to say that I am going to see Morrissey tonight in Chicago. And, I have to say, he still looks damn good at almost 50 years old! Yes, I am still a big fan of The Smiths after all these years and go to see Morrissey every time he comes to town. I must not be the only misanthrope around – he sells out Chicago every time, and tonight is no exception.

Viva La Moz!

********UPDATE************
The show was fantasic – one of the best ones I’ve ever seen. And, to top it off, he played 5 Smiths songs, including “Please Please Please, Let Me Get What I Want” as a special Chicago encore. The lights were a deep blue in reference the the famous Ferris Bueller scene at the Art Institute. I thought that was a rather cool touch. Moz, you never disappoint!

Britney = The Rest of Us

Can I just say what we are all thinking – “Thank God” to Britney finally dumping that loser Kevin Federline? I mean, gals, didn’t we all just wince a little when she hooked up with that guy? We all have our own little K-Feds to deal with in our pasts – and you all know who I am talking about. And then, when she actually married the guy and popped out the kids? Didn’t you want to shake her by her bobble head and say, “No, Britney! This guy is no good! He is a loser, user, boozer and abuser! Get out now!” Well, she finally wised up – I guess better late than never. And all us gals breathed a sigh of relief and put those memories of our own K-Feds back in the closet where they belong.

Actually, I had a few – that closet is kind of full!

Rumor Has It….

I got a message that my old pals at BAY FURNITURE had some poor sap walking the streets with a sandwich board that said they only had 9 DAYS LEFT! Well, that was well over nine days ago, so did they close????

Take Away the Pain – The Famous Painkiller Recipe

I’m on vacation down on St. John in the US Virgin Islands.  So, don’t be expecting too much activity this week.  But, I thought I’d share a little something from the islands to you.  This is the recipe for the world famous Painkiller.  If you haven’t been lucky enough to enjoy one of these golden elixirs, then by all means make some at your next party.  I guarantee it will be the best party you’ve ever had!

PAINKILLER

1 oz. Pussers Rum (or any dark rum – not spiced)
1 oz. 151 Rum
2 oz. Pineapple Juice
2 0z. Orange Juice
1/2 oz. Coco Lopez
Freshly Grated Nutmeg

Mix all except nutmeg in a large rocks glass filled with ice.  Sprinkle nutmeg on top.  Enjoy!

Mmmmmmmm…. sounds good – think I’ll go have one now – suckers!

WHT DO U THNK?

A good friend of mine clicked on some sort of virus the other day, and it sent the following message to every single person in her address book:

I’m in a hurry writing this mail an emergency just came up, Information came accross to me that my cousin is very sick and if treatment dont start up immediately we may loose her,Please could you lend me $1500 this morning its very important i’m not in the position of sending the money today thats why i need you help i promise to pay back by thursday morning, I wouldnt be with my phone through out today untill tommorrow afternoon so i’ve only access to emails for now so you can just email me and let me know if you could lend me the money this morning.. Thanks i have to go now would be back soon.

Now – why is it that the person that wrote this virus is smart enough to write code to exploit a sophisticated software system, but can’t spell or use correct grammar? It’s obviously written by someone who speaks English as a second language, but why bother? Why not write stupid email hacks for your own native tongue? The atrocious spelling tipped me off that this was a fake, and my friend seems to be more embarrassed that someone might think she spells this way than that she actually needed $1500… But, in this world of SpellCheck, GrammarCheck, Text Messaging and Cut & Paste, are today’s kids even learning how to spell or write correctly? OR IZ THS AL THY KNO, THER4 THS IS THE NU ENGLSH? PWB.. TX.