Posted in Celebreality, Humor, Time Waster on September 30, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Dave is the best. Watch him completely humiliate Paris Hilton without even trying. It’s a thing of beauty.
“I’ll buy you a parakeet!”
Posted in Waiting Tables on September 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
When I was first out of college, I moved to Chicago and couldn’t get a job right away. So, I did what any 21 year old who is offputting real life does: I got a job waiting tables at the Olive Garden. In fact, I worked there for a over a year. [...]
Posted in Humor, Seinfeld on September 29, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Ahhh, yes. Another one of my favorites. Man Hands. We actually had a woman we used to work with that we called Man Hands. She had giant hands and shoulders for some reason. A real life Man Hands!
“It’s an eyelash… make a wish!”
Posted in Vintage Recipes on September 28, 2007 | No Comments »
Yes, I am obsessed with the molds. I don’t know why - maybe because they are so completely bizzare and disgusting. Or, perhaps it’s because back in the day they seemed to be so enamored with gelatin - they would put anything in it. Meat, fish, fruit, nuts, vegetables - nothing is off-limits with the [...]
Posted in Marketing, WTF on September 26, 2007 | No Comments »
I ran across this YouTube video of scary Mr. Yuk and almost shit my pants watching it again! In case you don’t remember, Mr. Yuk was invented in the 70s to scare little children out of drinking poisonous substances left casually around the house. They would give little Mr Yuk stickers out at the grocery [...]
Posted in Humor, WTF on September 26, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Another good one from my search archives. Someone actually typed this in somewhere and ended up here:
“Jewish Steak and a Blowjob Day”
WTF?
Posted in Seinfeld, WTF on September 19, 2007 | 5 Comments »
OK - not really. I just wrote that because I’m pissed off at TBS and that will be a good Google search headline.
They moved Seinfeld on their schedule! WTF???? Now it’s on at 4-5 instead of 5-6. Who fucking watches tv at 4pm unless your under the age of 10, sick, or [...]
Posted in The Truth, Volkswagens on September 17, 2007 | 2 Comments »
So, I am a Volkswagen nut. I always have been. My parents’ first car that they got brand new when they got married was a sky blue 1967 Beetle. My first car was a 1972 orange Beetle. I learned how to drive a stick shift on that car. In college [...]
Posted in Marketing, The Truth on September 15, 2007 | 2 Comments »
When I heard they were making a show about two of my favorite things, advertising and the early 60s, I was probably already hooked. But, happily, the show is awesome. Created by one of the Executive Producers of The Sopranos, this show is smart, interesting, and extremely well written and acted. I [...]
Posted in Humor on September 14, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I love to peek at the search terms that land people here for one reason or another. I saw one yesterday that really made me laugh:
“Why being on the wagon is bad”
Love it.
