Look what I got in the mail yesterday! A Christmas Catalog. Yes, Christmas. Okay, the whole catalog wasn’t Christmas, but the last 14 pages were! WTF? Christmas is FIVE months away! Nobody but my mother-in-law has even thought about Christmas yet! It’s not even Labor Day, for Christ’s sake (pun intended!)
BTW – do you see something wrong with this picture? I mean, besides the fact that that $3,000 chaise is a hideous shade of blue? Take a look outside… it’s SUMMER!!!! Those kids are either really early for Christmas ‘08, or they’re still there from Christmas ‘07 – someone help them!
Also, someone help Horchow get a fucking grip and not freak me out with Christmas shit in August.
5 responses so far ↓
dogisgodspelledbackwards // August 7, 2008 at 11:20 am |
I guess they want to get people’s money while they still have their houses. Not too many folks be ordering from horchow when they living in a cardboard box in lower Wacker.
Tiff // August 7, 2008 at 11:25 am |
Or maybe they want you to use 5 stimulus checks to buy that god-awful chaise.
Jme // August 7, 2008 at 1:10 pm |
Shit, somone call Department of Children and Family Services………..those kids have been sitting there since LAST Christmas! Perhaps the little shits ate too much turkey……mmmmm, turkey………who doesn’t love a triptophan induced slumber? Yummy!
HTF do you spell triptophan, anyway?
Tiff // August 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm |
You were close… tryptophan!
(thanks, Google!)
Anonymous // August 8, 2008 at 12:38 pm |
Maybe they’re not early, they’re just late for Chrismas in July.