So I get a piece of mail from MAC cosmetics last week, which I figured was junk mail since I don’t buy from MAC. For some reason I opened it and soon realized that it was a receipt for $160 of cosmetics! Some asshat had obviously compromised my credit card number and decided to use it to order themselves a online “gift” from me!
Well, what they didn’t know was that now I have their name and address since it was on the SHIP TO section of the receipt. So, I collected some goodies outside courtesy of my yellow lab and will be shipping them a new “gift” from me today.
So, enjoy your bag of poo, TRANG PHAM of TEMPE, AZ. (Oh, and I called the cops, too.)
8 responses so far ↓
Jme // July 6, 2009 at 7:25 pm |
YES! You are a rock star! I think we are twins (i’m the fat one) seperated at birth. You are too cool!
dogisgodspelledbackwards // July 7, 2009 at 10:42 am |
As Otis Wilson, linebacker of the ‘85 Bears once remarked, “it was a fragrant foul.”
Anonymous // July 7, 2009 at 7:56 pm |
LOVE YOU!
JMo // July 7, 2009 at 7:57 pm |
P.S. That “LOVE YOU” comment was from me….not Trang.
michelle // July 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm |
Sweet sweet revenge never smelled so good.
Marge Twain // July 17, 2009 at 5:07 pm |
It should be easy to spot Trang Pham of Tempe, AZ. She’s the one covered in 5 LAYERS OF SKIN PRODUCTS.
Meeeee // September 13, 2009 at 12:09 am |
Think this thread might help you out!
http://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=501010
Mmmark // September 13, 2009 at 10:57 am |
Ha, Ha, Ha!!! You are the Shit Tiff.