Ahhh… step into my oasis, my sanctuary. This is the couch in my Mistress’ office. See how she puts the colorful blankets down so that I don’t get hair all over the light yellow fabric? See how I manage to still get it all over? It’s a fun game for us.
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Posted in Celebreality, Movies on June 24, 2008 | 4 Comments »
So I finally saw Sex in the City last night with a girlfriend. As usual, I’m a few weeks late - but my friend is a firefighter and her schedule is insane, so I had to wait until we could both go to see it. I have to admit, I was kind of excited to [...]
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(for threeboys1mommy)
Welcome to my litter box! Please, step in and take a look around. See how nice and clean it is? My mistress has to keep it absolutely sparkling clean or else I pee on the dog beds. Fuck the dogs.
Aren’t I a bitch?
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Posted in Celebreality on June 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Happy 66 to Sir Paul today. I have always loved the Beatles and Paul was always my favorite.
I know, I know - but he is “the cute one.”
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So, I like Martha Stewart. I don’t know why - I just do. I find her impossible brand of perfection strangely mesmerizing for some reason. I think it’s cool that someone can take a basement catering business and turn it in to a billion dollar company. I like that she’s strangely awkward and detached from the [...]
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I’ve never really been into “reality” shows - except maybe the cooking ones like Top Chef and Hell’s Kitchen. I kind of like those “flip the house” shows too, but I could take or leave them. But, lo and behold, I’ve fallen in love with a Bravo show, and a remake at that. Yes, it’s [...]
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Okay… I admit it. I am one of those people that kind of get in to the Academy Awards. I watched the entire thing tonight - without interruption. Mostly because my husband is out of town, so he couldn’t get bored and therefore interrupt me. I actually took some illegible notes as I sipped some [...]
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Posted in Celebreality, Humor on February 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Did I mention Sarah Silverman is on my husband’s List? I think after this video, she might be on mine, too. I haven’t laughed this hard at something in a long time.If the above video doesn’t work, click here to see it on ABC.
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Dave is the best. Watch him completely humiliate Paris Hilton without even trying. It’s a thing of beauty.
“I’ll buy you a parakeet!”
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In the past, I’ve only used my powers of Photoshopping for good. Embarassing friends and family, making myself look better in pictures, making invitations for bridal showers, etc. I am especially good at Photoshopping people’s heads onto other people’s bodies - it’s kind of my specialty. So, I think I found my [...]
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