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Ahhh… step into my oasis, my sanctuary.  This is the couch in my Mistress’ office.  See how she puts the colorful blankets down so that I don’t get hair all over the light yellow fabric?  See how I manage to still get it all over?  It’s a fun game for us.

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Sex in the City Sux

So I finally saw Sex in the City last night with a girlfriend.  As usual, I’m a few weeks late - but my friend is a firefighter and her schedule is insane, so I had to wait until we could both go to see it.  I have to admit, I was kind of excited to [...]

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(for threeboys1mommy)

Welcome to my litter box!  Please, step in and take a look around.  See how nice and clean it is?  My mistress has to keep it absolutely sparkling clean or else I pee on the dog beds.  Fuck the dogs.
Aren’t I a bitch?

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Happy 66 to Sir Paul today.  I have always loved the Beatles and Paul was always my favorite.  
I know, I know - but he is “the cute one.”

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So, I like Martha Stewart.  I don’t know why - I just do.  I find her impossible brand of perfection strangely mesmerizing for some reason. I think it’s cool that someone can take a basement catering business and turn it in to a billion dollar company.  I like that she’s strangely  awkward and detached from the [...]

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I’ve never really been into “reality” shows - except maybe the cooking ones like Top Chef and Hell’s Kitchen.  I kind of like those “flip the house” shows too, but I could take or leave them.  But, lo and behold, I’ve fallen in love with a Bravo show, and a remake at that.  Yes, it’s [...]

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  Okay…  I admit it.  I am one of those people that kind of get in to the Academy Awards.  I watched the entire thing tonight - without interruption.  Mostly because my husband is out of town, so he couldn’t get bored and therefore interrupt me.  I actually took some illegible notes as I sipped some [...]

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F**king Matt Damon

   Did I mention Sarah Silverman is on my husband’s List?  I think after this video, she might be on mine, too.  I haven’t laughed this hard at something in a long time.If the above video doesn’t work, click here to see it on ABC.

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Dave is the best. Watch him completely humiliate Paris Hilton without even trying. It’s a thing of beauty.
“I’ll buy you a parakeet!”

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In the past, I’ve only used my powers of Photoshopping for good. Embarassing friends and family, making myself look better in pictures, making invitations for bridal showers, etc. I am especially good at Photoshopping people’s heads onto other people’s bodies - it’s kind of my specialty. So, I think I found my [...]

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