Posted in Humor on August 1, 2008 | No Comments »
A little FoTC for a HOT Friday afternoon!
Love is like a roll of tape
Real good for making two things one
But just like that roll of tape
Love sometimes breaks off before you’re done
Another way that love is similar to tape
That I’ve noticed
Is sometimes it’s hard to see the end…
Deep, man.
Posted in Humor on July 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Okay, frankly I haven’t found anything funny on Saturday Night Live in ages, but then again I am mere months away from being “middle aged.” (*sob)
This weekend I saw this rerun from October and I have to admit even though it is completely stupid, random and a little too long - I laughed like an [...]
Posted in Celebreality, Cooking, Humor on July 3, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Ahhh… step into my oasis, my sanctuary. This is the couch in my Mistress’ office. See how she puts the colorful blankets down so that I don’t get hair all over the light yellow fabric? See how I manage to still get it all over? It’s a fun game for us.
Posted in Celebreality, Cooking, Humor on June 20, 2008 | 5 Comments »
(for threeboys1mommy)
Welcome to my litter box! Please, step in and take a look around. See how nice and clean it is? My mistress has to keep it absolutely sparkling clean or else I pee on the dog beds. Fuck the dogs.
Aren’t I a bitch?
Posted in Celebreality, Cooking, Humor on June 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So, I like Martha Stewart. I don’t know why - I just do. I find her impossible brand of perfection strangely mesmerizing for some reason. I think it’s cool that someone can take a basement catering business and turn it in to a billion dollar company. I like that she’s strangely awkward and detached from the [...]
Posted in Humor on June 2, 2008 | No Comments »
I’m sure you caught the Spelling Bee this weekend, right? No, I didn’t either. But, I did see the clip of the eventual winner, Sameer Mishra, getting the word “numnah” and thinking it was “numbnut.” You can’t help but laugh, as it really did sound like numbnut to me. What’s wrong with numbnut? It’s a proper [...]
Posted in Humor, The Truth on May 31, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I’ve said it before, but Flight of the Conchords is probably the most hilarious show ever. Besides Business Time, this is my second favorite song. Where else can you find a song about racism, smoothies, mangos, ATM fees and censorship all in one place?
Exactly.
P.S. I had to add Leggy Blonde, as it was the same [...]
Posted in Humor, Time Waster on May 26, 2008 | No Comments »
Ok, I finally got around to seeing Dewey Cox: Walk Hard last night. I know, way late - but we literally never see movies in the theater any more unless it’s playing at our little hometown second run/independent theater. I can’t take the annoyance of crowds and other people any more - so you should [...]
Posted in Humor on May 13, 2008 | No Comments »
Okay, I know. I’m a few days late for this, but in honor of Mother’s Day, here is a link to one of my favorite SNL commercials, Mom Jeans. I actually know people who wear jeans like this. And yes, they are Moms. Hence the hilarity.
(Click on the picture to see the ad.)
Update:
One of my [...]
Posted in Holidays, Humor on March 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Happy Easter! Check out this link to see other finalists in the Washington Post Peeps Diorama Contest. A couple of them made me laugh out loud.Thanks to dlisted.com
