Posted in The Truth, WTF on August 6, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I know, you can’t really tell in this bad photo I took, but trust me - it’s gross. What they don’t tell you when you buy your cool hip white/clear Mac keyboard is that it gets completely disgusting just a short time later. It’s full of cat hair, miscellaneous food crumbs, dirt, grime, dead skin [...]
Posted in Personal, The Truth on July 28, 2008 | 8 Comments »
Yes, I’m turning 40 this fall - - so to try and forget about the crippling depression that accompanies this unsavory fact, I’ve spent the last two years planning a month-long trip to La Belle France for September 2008. I planned the whole itinerary myself, and this entailed making numerous hotel reservations, rental car reservations, [...]
Posted in The Truth on June 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Normally I’m not much of a bloody mary fan. Oh, sure - I’ll have one on a plane at 9am, but that’s only because that’s the only thing you can order in the morning without people looking at you funny. (Well, that and a mimosa, but most mimosas are made with shit champagne and I [...]
Posted in The Truth, Time Waster on June 19, 2008 | No Comments »
It’s easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man worth while
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too short in the seat.
Posted in The Truth on June 17, 2008 | 4 Comments »
No, I don’t normally watch golf tournaments. I’m not that interested in golf - mostly because I completely suck at it and most of my golfing memories are bad ones comprised of getting really drunk at my old company’s outings. But, I have to admit - I got really into the US Open Tournament [...]
Posted in Marketing, The Truth on June 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Yes, I am one of the chumps that bought the iPhone two weeks after it came out last summer for the full $599. So, I am also one of the chumps that got the $100 from Apple after they reduced the price $200 a month later. So, I’ve been sitting on my $100 gift for [...]
Posted in The Truth on June 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So we had some bad storms over the weekend and it knocked our cable out. Well, technically, the cable was okay, but something happened to our cable modem, rendering our household with - * gasp * - NO INTERNET. That’s right - we had no internet from Sunday night, to most of the day yesterday! [...]
Posted in The Truth, WTF on June 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I just heard on the radio that today is National Donut Day. Who the hell sanctions these stupid holidays? What, the National Donut Board petitions the Department of Frivolous Holidays for an Official Day? (Don’t laugh, there is an actual National Donut Board, although they seem to be kind of secretive for some reason. Hmmm… [...]
Posted in Marketing, The Truth on June 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It turns out that because of our bad economic times, people are turning to Spam. Yes, Spam. According to the AP, Hormel Foods, the makers of Spam, reported a big increase Spam earnings last quarter - up 10% in the last 12 weeks alone. The AP story cites harried working people stocking up on [...]
Posted in Humor, The Truth on May 31, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I’ve said it before, but Flight of the Conchords is probably the most hilarious show ever. Besides Business Time, this is my second favorite song. Where else can you find a song about racism, smoothies, mangos, ATM fees and censorship all in one place?
Exactly.
P.S. I had to add Leggy Blonde, as it was the same [...]
