ALERT: I Did Not Win the Mega Millions

Sheesh – is it too much to ask to win $375 million? I would have even taken the five number match for $250,000. See? I’m not greedy. I bought $100 in tickets. Amount won: $0.

Fuck.

3 thoughts on “ALERT: I Did Not Win the Mega Millions

  1. What’s the diff, I’m sure you would have “kept working because you love your job” anyway, right?

  2. No way! I think I would be the proverbial jerk on a beach with the permanent painkiller in my hand. It wouldn’t take long to throw that new $4,000 printer in the garbage, I tell ya.

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