“Happy birthday, Little Jimmy!”
“Is that my cake?”
“No – that’s a sandwich loaf made with salmon, ham, chipped beef, olives, hard boiled eggs and walnuts!”
“Ugh. Why is it blue?”
“Because blue is the color of freedom, Jimmy. We’re not communists!”
Courtesy of the Curtin Recipe Card Company, 1973.
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