What is it with the Apostrophe and no one knowing how to use it? I see abuse all day long – from other blogs and message boards to professional signs, menus and company names. The Apostrophe S (‘s) shows possesion or contraction, people, not multiples.
These are correct usage examples of the apostrophe:
- Sally’s tits.
- Billy’s balls.
- Paris Hilton’s jail cell.
These are not:
- Hot Dog’s.
- Sally’s tit’s.
If I see one more time on my local menu that they are serving “Cheese Blintz’s” I may have to kill somebody.
It drive’s me nut’s.
Anyway, I found a website today where someone else hates the Apostrophe Abuse as much as I do.
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