A Few Things You May or May Not Know About Me

1. I am an only child
2. I have super fat feet and shoes never fit me
3. I haven’t seen my real hair color since I was 15
4. I don’t have a thyroid
5. I hate oysters more than anything else
6. I haven’t spoken to my parents in two years
7. I was in a sorority
8. My husband is 15 years older than me
9. I love France
10. I have 6 pets