Dave is the best. Watch him completely humiliate Paris Hilton without even trying. It’s a thing of beauty.
“I’ll buy you a parakeet!”
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Dave is the best. Watch him completely humiliate Paris Hilton without even trying. It’s a thing of beauty.
“I’ll buy you a parakeet!”
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He always seems like a guy who’s just kidding around, having a good time, kind of a smart alec but not really mean, etc.
However, I heard a story (and maybe it’s an urban legend) from some average mope that was on the show once, when the cameras were turned off during a commercial, Dave completely ignored him, and just kept writing on his yellow pad over and over, “I hate my life.” “I hate my life.”
I know, it sounds apocryphal, but that’s how I heard it…
Being obsessed with David Letterman for many of my formative years, that story is true – although I can’t remember off-hand who the guest was.
She’s absolutely clueless of what’s going on and I love it!