Ultimate Fight: Bacon vs. Tofu


I laughed my ass off when I saw these cute Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu figurines at Archie McPhee.  It’s the ultimate fight!   The copy says that only one can be at the top of the food chain.  Who will win?  
Not that I have anything against Monsieur Tofu, but it’s hard to beat any sort of nitrate pork product, especially bacon.