More Interesting Martha Blog: My Litter Box

(for threeboys1mommy)

Welcome to my litter box!  Please, step in and take a look around.  See how nice and clean it is?  My mistress has to keep it absolutely sparkling clean or else I pee on the dog beds.  Fuck the dogs.

Aren’t I a bitch?

5 thoughts on “More Interesting Martha Blog: My Litter Box

  1. I was at a guy’s house where he had built the litter box inside a little scaled down version of Cinderella’s castle. The cat would push on the castle gate to get in and out. He had sort of a servants side door for access to the litter box when it needed “service.”

    Does the cat also mess with the iguana?

  2. No, James has his own little world, as the pets are not allowed in the pool area. (Well, not since Quimby took a crap while swimming in the pool once – we had to drain the whole thing and get a new filter a la Caddyshack.)

  3. Was that the ‘baby ruth’ scene, or am I thinking of some other movie classic? Citizen Kane perhaps?

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