Look what I got in the mail yesterday! A Christmas Catalog. Yes, Christmas. Okay, the whole catalog wasn’t Christmas, but the last 14 pages were! WTF? Christmas is FIVE months away! Nobody but my mother-in-law has even thought about Christmas yet! It’s not even Labor Day, for Christ’s sake (pun intended!)
BTW – do you see something wrong with this picture? I mean, besides the fact that that $3,000 chaise is a hideous shade of blue? Take a look outside… it’s SUMMER!!!! Those kids are either really early for Christmas ’08, or they’re still there from Christmas ’07 – someone help them!
Also, someone help Horchow get a fucking grip and not freak me out with Christmas shit in August.