Yes, it’s time for something BIG in my hometown of Denver this weekend!
No, not that silly Democratic Convention thingy. It’s time once again for the ROCKY MOUNTAIN LETDOWN, oops… I mean SHOWDOWN between the Lovable Loser Colorado State University Rams and the Annoying Asshole University of Colorado Buffaloes.
I won’t repeat what I said last year about this subject, except to say that unfortunately I won’t be attending the game this year as I will be on a plane to Paris. But, I still want to wish my hapless Rammies good luck and say that no matter what, I’ll still love ya.