Dear Client,
When you hired me, did you not know what you were paying me money for? Wasn’t it to DESIGN things for you because, you – being a SALESPERSON – do not know how to DESIGN things? Well, then why the hell do you bombard me with annoying emails telling me what fonts to use, graphics to use and how to put them together on your stupid web page? Isn’t that DESIGNING?
And so, because you have no idea what you are talking about – here is a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head for you.
Fuck you very much,
Your Graphic Designer
LOL Awesome post. I feel your pain.
Check out a similar post I wrote about clients:
http://2chads1cup.wordpress.com/2008/11/14/stupid-things-clients-say/
You know, I think the bunny would have looked better with some whipped cream and strawberry syrup on the pancake…
Perfect. It looks great! Now, would you please cock the pancakes a bit more forward.
Oh, and make it three pancakes. Yes, definitely three pancakes.
Thank you.
Wait, ummm, have you got a bunny with a bit more white on him?