When you hired me, did you not know what you were paying me money for? Wasn’t it to DESIGN things for you because, you – being a SALESPERSON – do not know how to DESIGN things? Well, then why the hell do you bombard me with annoying emails telling me what fonts to use, graphics to use and how to put them together on your stupid web page? Isn’t that DESIGNING?
And so, because you have no idea what you are talking about – here is a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head for you.
Fuck you very much,
Your Graphic Designer