So we had a leak due to some dumbass that came to perform “maintenance” on our appliances. He managed to crimp the line and then leave the power on an icemaker that hasn’t worked in two years, so the water from the icemaker line leaked through the ceiling down to our butler’s kitchen where I keep all my vintage cookbooks. Needless to say, most of them are completely ruined. I was going to take a picture, but it makes me too sad.
Thanks a lot, asswipe. I’m still pondering whether I should post your name out here for all to see.