So I get a piece of mail from MAC cosmetics last week, which I figured was junk mail since I don’t buy from MAC. For some reason I opened it and soon realized that it was a receipt for $160 of cosmetics! Some asshat had obviously compromised my credit card number and decided to use it to order themselves a online “gift” from me!
Well, what they didn’t know was that now I have their name and address since it was on the SHIP TO section of the receipt. So, I collected some goodies outside courtesy of my yellow lab and will be shipping them a new “gift” from me today.
So, enjoy your bag of poo, TRANG PHAM of TEMPE, AZ. (Oh, and I called the cops, too.)
YES! You are a rock star! I think we are twins (i’m the fat one) seperated at birth. You are too cool!
As Otis Wilson, linebacker of the ’85 Bears once remarked, “it was a fragrant foul.”
LOVE YOU!
P.S. That “LOVE YOU” comment was from me….not Trang.
Sweet sweet revenge never smelled so good.
It should be easy to spot Trang Pham of Tempe, AZ. She’s the one covered in 5 LAYERS OF SKIN PRODUCTS.
Think this thread might help you out!
http://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=501010
Ha, Ha, Ha!!! You are the Shit Tiff.