All summer I have been waiting with bated breath for the sure-t0-be spectacular sideshow circus otherwise known as the Rod Blagojevich testimony at his corruption trial. I mean, the guy said over and over again for the last 19 months that he couldn’t wait to speak and set the record straight! And, lo and behold, when it finally gets down to the wire and it’s time to hear from the Great One he hides behind his lawyers and decides he won’t take the stand!
Rumors abound that his defense team had been practicing his cross examination last weekend and that he was so abysmal that they decided to just cut their losses and end the case right there. Pretty ballsy considering they mentioned to the jury more than once in their opening statements that Rod would testify.
I’ve served on a jury before – believe me, nothing this exciting – but I can tell you right now that the minute a defendant decides not to take the stand, I automatically think they are guilty. I know you’re not supposed to think that, and the judge will instruct this jury to not take this in a prejudicial manner, but it’s just human nature. I’ve never understood that if you didn’t do it, why wouldn’t you say so? One reason: You did do it.
Many Chicago talking heads are still betting that Blago will get off – not due to Blago himself testifying or not testifying, but because the case is fairly weak. But, you never know what a jury is going to do. I think he’ll be found guilty, but the sentence will be light.
Can’t wait until Monday!
This is a real tattoo from someone who really, really loves Chicago. But, really, Blago on your tattoo?
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Oh goodie! After 18 months of anticipation, the Rod Blagojevich corruption trial has begun!
I have a sad confession to make: I voted for Blago. Twice. And, I hate to say this, but I would probably vote for him again – even though deep down I know he is batshit crazy. I have a soft spot for Blago because back when I was single and diagnosed with thyroid cancer and couldn’t get health insurance after my COBRA ran out, Blago mandated a program that forced major insurance companies in Illinois to pool people like me and cover us at the same cost as everyone else. It was a life saver for me, and I’m sure many, many people like me. Say what you will about nutty Blago, but I think he really believes he was fighting “for the people” when it came to insurance and healthcare for those that got stuck in the shitty system that everyone seems so reluctant to change. At the time, Illinois was one of only a handful of states that had such a program, and had I lived somewhere else I would have been fucked.
Is he “cuckoo” like Mayor Daley called him back in 2009? Yes. Is he guilty of corruption? Probably – but so is every other politician from this state, including those that have gone on to bigger and better things. Anyone that lives here knows how things work – I’m not saying it’s right, I’m just saying that’s how it is. This type of shit happens every single day. Rod just made the mistake of pissing off the wrong people and thinking he was beyond reproach because, well, he’s batshit crazy, remember? It comes full circle.
Many pundits here in Chicago think that the case against Blago is weak and he may walk. I think that juries are basically too stupid to follow the facts (I know this from personal experience on a jury) and it is really just a crapshoot. But, if he is convicted, then he won’t be alone: He can join our other esteemed Governor Ryan in the big house and help us live up to the motto:
Illinois: Where the Governors Make the License Plates.
There are two non-stop flights daily from Miami to Costa Rica. Please be on one of them, you buffoon.
Yes. It’s an Obama Chia Pet.
You know, I am as excited as anyone to get Mr. Bush out of there and Mr. Obama in, but I have to be honest and tell you that I am kind of getting sick of the Obama-mania. The guy is on the tube all day every day it seems, and he’s not even in office yet!. Every TV show has Obama as a subject matter no matter what the tie-in. Everything from two hour-long 60 Minutes episodes to nightly updates on Entertainment Tonight for God’s sake! Entertainment Tonight???!! He’s on every magazine cover from Time to GQ. GQ????!! It’s completely ridiculous. Yesterday I tried to keep count of how many times I heard the words “Barack Obama” and I actually lost count at around 30.
It doesn’t help that my home state is a laughing-stock as the rest of the world snickers at the complete and utter corruption that is Illinois politics. Of course, we all knew in here in Illinois what was what, but we certainly don’t need the rest of the world knowing about it. (Good luck with that Olympics bid now, Chicago!) Our illustrious Governor Blowjob was impeached today, a first in Illinois, but he still seems to come out on top on having everyone in a tizzy. His appointment of Roland Burris as the fill-in for Obama’s senate seat was nothing short of evil genius. But, even with all this hub-bub going on here in my state, all I hear all day is Obama Obama Obama Obama.
I need a vacation. Oh, yeah – I will be leaving tomorrow for a week. I’ll be back just in time for the inauguration!
* sigh *
Steve Carell wouldn’t try and shake down a Children’s Hospital! You are a special kind of Illinois scumbag – and that is saying a lot, my friend.
Oh, and happy birthday fuckhead.